Tuesday, 22 April 2025

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES



 
"Bermuda Triangle",  also known as 'Devil's Triangle' the name itself is shrouded in mystery. Most of us recall this piece of geography in the North Atlantic Ocean bounded by Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico which had gained notoriety for reported disappearance of ships, aircrafts and people without any trace. While all kinds of theories have been propounded some as outlandish as this being the gateway to another dimension or that Aliens were somehow responsible for these acts. The reader must be at a loss as to why this 'kolaveri di' on such an obscure place which is so far removed from the current mess which the world finds itself in. There are no mysteries here, we all know where our money has vanished in the Tariff War, but there are some articles in our household which have displayed similar traits of disappearance without any trace. 

Before you go ahead, a statutory warning is mandatory as we are going into uncharted territories here at our own risk. So here goes, the first in the list  is the ubiquitous 'safety pin', which has been the saviour of many a damsel in distress. Many wardrobe malfunctions have been prevented from occurrence due the strength which these pins have displayed. Since it is such a handy accessory to have, its absence is almost catastrophic and can potentially lead to some tantrums on a lower end of the scale to a mini earthquake of sorts with the dressing tables and wardrobes bearing the  brunt. Safety pins are bought by the dozens or may be even scores but somehow magically they evaporate into thin air in due course. A distant cousin of safety pin is the ‘hair pin’, which also

displays similar traits, as they save the beauties many a blushes by tucking in the lustrous locks
  at appropriate places. These too are procured in bulk and are observed to be lying idly by the bedside, on the dresser, in the rest rooms, on the basins, in the purses and the vanity boxes but suddenly one fine day they all do the Houdini act landing the lasses in a lurch.

While these two articles are part of the personal dressing of  the dames but there is yet another


thing which concern the ladies more but we all are equally effected. The clothespin clip, an item which keeps the clothes on the clothesline and prevents them from flying away or falling from grace into the dirt and grime on the floor. In fact in the metros, it is the balconies where all the clothes are hung to dry and without these pins some items can land scandalously in the balconies of lower floor occupant’s premises. This falling down  will result in a fall out of unimaginable proportions. 

Unsolved mysteries like the Bermuda Triangle or the case of missing safety pins, hair pins or the clothesline clips I bet is beyond the legendary Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot. 

You must be wondering what has got into me that I have started delving into the household stuff, well suffice to say that I am a retired person with plenty of time at hand, running errands, one of these is self  inflicted, trying to collect the elusive clothesline clips. I know I have barely touched the tip of the iceberg here, readers will add to this list and will look forward to the additions in the comments.

12 comments:

कुश शर्मा said...

Great reading. Your ideas are always a fun and worth reading. Keep up the good work, youngester.

Girijesh Vyas said...

महिलाओं के हेयर band, पाजामे की नाड़ी, शादीशुदा पुरुषों के पर्स से गांधी जी भी लुप्तशील् आइटम हैं।

Anonymous said...

We have a bundle of socks that are miserable after separation from their soulmate, the other of the pair. But that doesn’t deter my Gen Z daughters who are oblivious to the disjointed pair that they are absolutely ok to wear - whenever they decide to add socks to their worn items - an absolute horror for us ex NDA whose socks had to be painfully held up with garter belts and quality of fold and length were also measured by L Sticks by some of our out enthusiastic drill Ustaads aka Kasais.

Major Ravi Joshi, Signals Veteran said...

_*No nonsense*_should have elaborated the fun in unhooking safety pin at _*that time*_when the damsel in distress sang _बाहोमे चले आओ_

COL DHIRAJ SHAH said...

MAZEDAAR. NEXT IN LINE CAN BE THE NOT VERY RECENT ITEM _ PLUCKER !!!!!.

ashutosh kumar tewari said...

For all parties, My Coat Pkts were always loaded with lipsticks, Nailpaint, Pins of/for Safety, Rubber -Band, Fresh Wipes… Chalta Phirta Makeup Kit Box

Anonymous said...

Good read Suyash 📚

Anonymous said...

Great read...your observation is Kamaal and this article is dhamaal...

Sanjay said...

Kash ki ek miniaturised Ashutosh mil Jaata with his entire pocket content for my pocket. That would mean, Gyaan, entertainment, safety , & all amnities. Well done Suyash, Snjay

Meitei YS said...

Suyash - you bring out predicaments that all of us face with such tact that it is impossible to skip your posts. I enjoy reading your senseinthenonsense every time. It’s lovely.

B S Bisht said...

Bhai lagta hai now you have finally retierd from service and become active in household chores,otherwise such a minute observations would hv not been possible.
The blog is humourous.Keep it up buddy.Looking forward for your next anecdote.

Sofie said...

Trust you to connect the Bermuda Triangle and a safety pin — that's some world-class wizardry!