Thursday 20 July 2023

What's Cooking!!

Is food only about just taste, or looks or is it a lot more? I am convinced it is the aroma which gets the gastronomic juices active.  While on the UN Peacekeeping mission in Cote d'Ivoire, I had a colleague from Yemen, who was a culinary expert and he really enjoyed wielding the ladle as also relished gourmet food. He used to say that one doesn't eat with his mouth alone, but also with our eyes and nose as well.  Unless the food looks delicious and its aromatic flavours arouse interest,  food on the table is not palatable. The taste buds and the olfactory nerves come alive when delicious yummy dishes are served, reminding each one of us of our mothers. Mother's recipes are our favourite because she knew which spices are to be put in what proportion and when exactly was the precise moment when each one of them was to be added to the cauldron. The spices were pure, unadulterated and ground by hand and mixed. Alas for today's breakneck generation, time is a luxury which they can't afford and mothers can't be with you all your life, much as you would want them to. So the advent of Meals Ready to Eat (MRE) and the food delivery services such as Zomato and Swiggy are swinging.

We were extremely lucky,  like all mothers, my mother too  is an excellent cook and despite her advancing age still serves us dishes which are finger licking tasty, relished and enjoyed. My spouse has taken off from where she handed me over in ensuring that the Dining Table is always full of exotic  fare that she painstakingly prepares for all of us. After all “the route to a man’s heart goes through his stomach” so goes the saying. Having acquired a taste of global cuisine over the years, her task has become even more demanding as even the kids savour Thai, Italian, Lebanese preparations apart from the usual Chinese, South



Indian and our traditional fare. Rashtriya Indian Military College Dehradun my Alma Mater also has a very rich tradition of serving Continental and Indian dishes to the cadets. Rimcollians cutting across regional state and cultural boundaries swear by Scotch Eggs and Coffee Mould, which are a specialty and mandatory in any menu where Rimcollians are present. We all have savoured it in school and later when ever we organise a  get together. Though in NDA and IMA food was just about palatable but since we were perpetually hungry, we couldn’t care less as to what was on the table, as long as it was in abundant quantity. The only exception here was the Tipsy pudding which was served in the Camps after the Campfire and I can guarantee there is nothing in the world which can match that delicacy. There was plenty to eat and the pack of hungry wolves that we were, we gobbled every morsel, I doubt that the masalchi had anything left to do once we had cleaned out the bowls.

I am told  cooking is a stress buster, may be but for some of us who are culinarily challenged, it is quite a task. Even simple tasks of brewing a cup of tea or scrambling an egg leaves us with eggs on our face literally. Partly I think the Army also must share the blame, as we were never actually required to cook our food. Wherever we went, there were messes in place to look after our needs, at home it was the mothers and sisters and later the wives who ran the kitchen and ensured we stayed out of harms way. Even on patrols the men wouldn't let you anywhere near and serve you the most delicious meals always. Yes I did get an opportunity when I was in Cote d'Ivoire as a Military Observer. The MilObs as we were referred to, had to fend for ourselves unlike the contingents who moved like the Mughal Army with the complete retinue of staff. We had to make our own arrangements for food, water, accommodation and even security.  My mother and my better half did teach the ABC of cooking I.e. Atta, Besan and Condiments but since I have always been a shammer, I just picked up the bare minimum and even that I manage to train the maid who we had hired as domestic help. She served us hot Indian meals comprising the usual Rice, Dal, salads and vegetables. I have never been fussy about food though I relish good food but can manage with the routine stuff provided it was served hot. So I gave up eating chapatis, happy with French breads (Cote d’Ivoire being a French Colony). The only thing which I enjoyed cooking up apart from these blogs was French Toast on Sundays for my kids. So my recipes are essentially verbose rather than with the herbs.

18 comments:

Glad Gladiator said...

Amazing as Always, Suyash!
My two bits!
Cooking is an activity that I enjoy very much!
I love to experiment with different things while cooking and it allows my creativity to flow!
One of the unique dish I prepared was Chicken marinated in Coffee!
For the health conscious guys, eggs baked in the microwave - oil free !!!
In your second innings, you can afford to experiment in the kitchen!

Kpm said...

Great read. Meat on Hoof MOH gave us more flexibility of cuisine in the African savannahs in 1994, and most often the animals were bought in barter against our clotheswear at the market in exchange for goods bought. Local currency was non existent.

ktheLeo (कुश शर्मा) said...

मुझे IMA के अपने कोर्स की पहली Outdoor exercise प्रयास में अपनी प्लाटून या शायद पूरी कम्पनी के लिये, given dry ration से भोजन तैयार करने का अनुभव याद आ गया! उस अमृत जैसे स्वाद वाली खिचडी को मैं तो याद रखुंगा हमेशा पता नहीं जिन्हों'ने खाई थी उनका अनुभाव कैसा रहा होगा।
PS: in 1985 मैगी और टौप रमन पैदा हुये ही थे,& uncle's chops सिर्फ मैट्रो cities तक ही पैठ बना पाये थे!

Raj Jagga said...

Cooking is a challenge for me too. I always admire guys who can cook. One was always lucky..as a MILOB too one had buddy Mil observers who knew this art. Thanks to them I survived.
Your this blog dish is a super as ever.

Sudhir said...

👍

S.K. Dwivedi said...

I couldn't get Tipsy pudding anywhere after leaving RIMC Dehradun where it was a routine item and we all relished it .

Sofie said...

Excellent read, Suyash. I do recall with relish the delicacies churned out by both the Auntys and Preeti. Super!

Sanjeev Pandit said...

A lovely, enjoyable and thought provoking article penned by you, Suyash. I was reminded of my 3 NCC tenures, wherein at one of them, ie at Daltongang in remote Jharkhand, I too had to fend for myself for meals. There was no Mess and the food prepared by the Permanent Instructional Staff (NCOs and JCOs) did not suit my palate. Other than preparing Maggi and Toast, I knew nothing . I had traced down a hotel nearby from where I bought Tandoori Rotis regularly which supplemented the packaged curd which I had bought too. But my tactic was short lived since I discovered that to prepare the dough for the rotis, the hotel staff kneaded the dough using their feet ! I somehow sailed through that tenure realizing that knowing how to cook is an essential soft skill.

nitin said...

Well written Suyash. Food is perhaps a surprisingly neglected part of most people's lives. In our culture, there is a prayer of which one line read, ' अन्न हे पूर्णब्रम्ह.... Food is likened to creation and sustenance like Bramha....... So, personally, how and what kind of food is prepared, where the raw ingredients are sourced from, in what state of mind is the person who cooks are very relevant issues I would think....

Anonymous said...

Scientifically it is referred as Olfactory senses

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing truths so beautifully. So far, entering kitchen is ban for me. It's my wife and mom' domain. Yet I am proud I can make tea, provided the water is in kettle,ready-made ea Satch is kept alongside with a cup and a spoon to stir. However, have a dream,some day I serve my wife .my hand cooked meal. Seems like a very distant dream.
Thanks brother for sharing truths so beautifully.

VM said...

Great piece indeed... And how can I forget the delicacies by Mrs Suyash during our Ranchi tenure sir...

Kulpreet said...

Very well articulated

Anonymous said...

Nice one 👌

Anonymous said...

Excellent read Dear Suyash. Enjoyed your article and truly appreciated the way you wrote. Knowing nothing about cooking 🧑‍🍳 I’m totally clueless. As you’ve mentioned I too would go with any recipe that is served hot. We get tuned to all kinds of situations and the only condition is if we’re hungry 🤤 😋 we can enjoy the food. Thank you for sharing Bhai. Salute 🫡. Regards VZ.

Anonymous said...

Interesting reading as always! Thanks Suyash!

Anonymous said...

Ah!!! The wafting smells, the pleasure of sourcing.......don't think. Just cook

Saurav said...

"Delectable" article, Sir