Every time that I glanced at the ribbons of an officer and noticed that he had the UN ribbon(s), I admit I was green with envy and felt that this was one opportunity which had passed me by. The reasons were obvious, apart from greenbacks, which make you financially sound; it was almost like the proverbial “psc”, which everyone wants adorned in his service profile. A UN assignment was yet another indication that the officer has “made it” in service parlance. Of course we all gave the oft repeated reasons for wanting to be part of this rich experience, working in an international environment, interacting with officers from other advanced and developing countries, meet enemies (!) and friends! But well all that is bullshit; the real reason is “A Few Dollars More” naturally. So after a rather hectic and taxing assignment as AQMG in a Division HQ in High Altitude Area, when I received the call for interview for the UN assignment, to say that I was overjoyed would be an understatement, it was a dream come true, an event which I had waited for quite desperately. So although it meant separation from the family for another year, absolutely no cribs! That is how life is when it suits you, it doesn’t matter, had I been posted to a field area from there I would have cribbed like mad, after all “cribbing is our birthright”. So to cut the long story short I was successful in the interview and lo and behold I was waiting having finished the formalities in a jiffy despite the intolerable heat and humidity of Delhi. It was then we were told that we have to await the “PTA” the travel authorization from the UN, merely getting selected for the mission is not adequate, and there were many stalwarts who had been waiting their turn for as long as three-four months. This was a real dampener and the soaring spirits were replaced by nagging doubts. There were stories of officers having returned from the airport even. The worst fear was how would I face everyone and how do I explain all these uncertainties to people back home, they would feel I was fibbing and there must be some other reason obviously. So the next few days were rather tense waiting with baited breath for the “PTA”.
Well I was destined to be there in Cote d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast for us Anglophones). So on 06 Aug set foot on the African soil and to tell you the truth I felt as though I was Mahatma Gandhi reincarnate, that is may be this is my “karma bhumi” and may be my hour of glory has just arrived and may be we can really bring peace to this war ravaged country. Naiveté naturally, the first shocks came in when the first twenty days were spent twiddling our thumbs, seeing the staff and the officers working (?), I felt as though we were back home and this was just another Govt department, where everyone had all the time in the world except when it came for actual work. The whole atmosphere was so relaxed and the guilt that one felt at earning our MSA (mission subsistence allowance) without actually working for it was quickly put to rest by the veterans, well this is how the “Casque Blue (UN in local parlance)” work, so no sweat, learn to take it easy, relax…
Finally it was time to move on for actual deployment with the Military Observer Team at Ferkessedougou, a town in the Northern Part of the country under the control of the rebels. There were the natural apprehensions, Abidjan the capital was hardly what one had expected in Africa, it was like an island in this morass called Africa, untouched, life seemed to just normal like any other metro in the world, so it will be the real African experience now. But confident that these issues will get resolved by themselves when we get on with the actual job. But what was the job like, we were told in a rather grandiose manner that “we were the eyes and ears of the Force Commander”, it was only later we realised that no one is actually interested in what we do really. More about that later.
On 23 Aug I went on board the UN flight to take me to Bouake, the second largest town of Ivory Coast, where my team members were to receive me and drive me onto Ferke later. The flight was uneventful except that the pilots seemed to be a little lost and were actually trying to identify the Yammousoukro airport, it was supposed to be the capital of the country. On arrival at Bouake the team members were present to pick me up. The first taste of real Africa awaited me literally, for lunch we decided to go to a local restaurant, well the place did not really inspire my confidence but I did not have a choice. First the waiter (?) came with a bucket with water and some detergent and we were expected to wash our hands in the same bucket, I managed to mutter under my breath that my hands were clean, rather than participate in the en masse washing of hands in the same bucket (may be there are no wash basins here!).Then the more difficult question was posed as to what would I eat and bravely I said anything except beef or pork would be ok with me. They said the menu of the day was “AGOOTI”,which was supposed to be bush meat, but much against my character of being adventurous in gastronomic activities I decided to be cautious and was relieved to see the dish appearing a little later in the plates of my friends (it looked like a large rat!). I stuck to chicken, always a safe bet anywhere. After the meal after what seemed like a lifetime we arrived at Ferke where the Team members were waiting for us.
They seemed to be ok, here I will confess to another apprehension which I nursed while I was at Abidjan, the photographs of the team members were displayed in the office and the Ferke team seemed to be straight from the “Internationally Most Wanted”, each one looking more ferocious than the other. I was not sure as to how would I be able to relate to these people who did not understand much of English either. But having met them I felt may be I will be able to establish a rapport with them in due course of time.
During the next six months I realized they were the finest officers to have as Military Observers in the team. The better looking were the ones who were shammers par excellence. It came as a shock that the team had actually yet to commence patrolling in the AOR, the excuse was that they had no fuel. So first thing was to get the patrols to commence in right earnestness. Now the problem was that except for the two bilingual officers the others were just passengers. The bilingual ones were also handicapped as their English was barely passable and therefore one wasn’t sure as to what we were trying to convey was actually being done. The problem got compounded when some of the locals did not understand French also and one of the locals became an interpreter for that as well. So the chain was something like this I would speak in English, which would be translated in French, which would further be translated in the local dialect and ditto for the response. In this long chain, God only knows what we managed to communicate, or were we like two deaf people talking ? But our visits did achieve some purpose firstly, the presence of UN was felt by the locals, secondly, we started to understand the psyche of the locals, the rebels, the politicians, and the NGOs.
After a while the villagers eagerly awaited the patrols as we actually managed to get a few projects for development approved and going. We also managed to convey some of the local problems to the local administration and they in their limited capacity and capability tried to help.
We worked from our residence itself as that was the de-facto office also, one computer, one satellite phone and we were expected to remain in touch with the FHQ at Abidjan, a Herculean task, as most of the time we were out of the network. So after a lot of running around we managed to get things sorted out, telephones, fax, more computers and last but not the least a good office accommodation as well. But by the time all this came about it was time to bid “adios” to Ferke.
At Ferke life was peaceful except during the crisis in Nov which was precipitated by Govt forces when they launched air attacks on the Rebel towns of Korhogo and Bouake. Ferke was next in line, but fortunately for us, the LICORNE (the French Forces in Cote d’Ivoire) decided to step in and destroyed the Ivorian Air Force.
My luck seemed to have finally run out, when I received my posting orders for “The Wild West”, a town named DUEKOUE, which in local parlance meant “Sleeping Elephant”. But, the town was anything but “sleeping”, in fact after Abidjan, it was the politically most active and violent town. An extract form my diary would probably explain my premonitions better, “Duekoue “The sleeping elephant”, well the town is really a sleepy looking typical African town, the people seem to be in a timeless warp permanently, not concerned about the events around. Life simply goes on with Nightclubs blaring music (cacophony?), the hustle and bustle at the market place is the same. But the population displays a different type of fatigued, resigned to their fate kind of emotion, as though they have no hope really. That is unsettling and worrying as I am sure this will result in the simmering discontent finding a vent, which will be highly destructive and consume everything in its wake.
But this place is a political hotbed, gun-toting militias fuelling the deep inter-ethnic divide and the brutal violence can make even the toughest men winch.”
Thankfully, since this was the oldest Observer Team site, it was more organized administratively. The first crisis erupted immediately on my arrival there, a sudden spate in killings of innocent civilians in the “Confidence Zone”, the buffer zone manned by the UN troops. The “Zone of Confidence” was actually quite the opposite literally, “Zone of No Confidence”, would have been a very appropriate nomenclature for it. This spurt in killings resulted in calling for a strike by local transport union, which infuriated the “Young Patriots”, the local goons, who retaliated violently targeting the rival community personnel. Déjà vu, did you say, yes so what, this is an everyday happening in our part of the world also.
There were occasions when unarmed we “Blue Helmets” would face a very hostile crowd trying to reason out with their leaders. The brutality which a human being is capable of inflicting upon his fellow beings is ghastly to say the least. Over the next few days, one got used to witnessing this vicious gory cycle of violence, where charred bodies of innocent infants also did not deter these goons. So the next six months were spent literally trying to act as an honest peace-broker between the belligerents, and we acquitted ourselves well, as the Force Commander, Maj Gen Abdoulaye Fall singled out the Team for its outstanding contribution in the cause for peacekeeping. The days were tough, challenging no doubt but, there was a sense of fulfilment, a job done with utmost sincerity , despite provocations we managed to retain our sense of reason and in the bargain made friends with the locals as well. This was further amplified by a grand send off not only by the team members but also by the local administration and fellow UN civilian staff and foreign contingents.
So ended this rather unusual period in my life, and yes the greenbacks were no longer relevant, I was definitely richer in experience, probably more evolved personally. Professionally I think the biggest plus was refining the art of man-management, handling a team of 14 officers from all over the globe speaking four-five different languages, but working as a very homogeneous unit despite their heterogeneity.